-a dumb administrator that makes my bills explode

- a visit to my mother’s house that ended like that: “life is tooo short to be fatty, u should not eat that cake!” wtf? what good is a goddamn cake if u can t eat it?

-a client wanting a tattoo who always brings his 5 years old daughter. she s pretty but every fucking time she drives my dog crazy and ends all my papers with stupid drawings

-i had only one meal a day : an oil fish, that was awful!!!

- a quick nap, where i have been haunted by an administrator who was eating a fish in front of me

-a chat with a great guy which at the end of all decided to call me crazy… hellooo!!! i m not crazy… i m just bored

-i went to my little virtual world where everything was ok, coz they all know me there

-i ate an expired yogurt

- i played with my bored dog

-i smoked some shit and cheap cigarettes

-i actually thought to masturbate,but i was much tooooooooo lazy

- morning again: my phone rings, i hear a voice that tells me “hello, can i ask u a question?” didn t really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?